So a couple of soldiers escorting a deceased comrade home, were such a major threat to Seattle's airport, that they had to strip down for security. This has got to be really fucking confusing for the gun-toting redneck with a 'Support our Troops" bumper sticker on the back of his pick-up, who insists the Patriot Act is for our own protection, and that Alberto Gonzales, beaner or not, did a damn better job than that closet lesbian, Janet Reno, who wouldn't even let people kill themselves in the name of the good Lord. *Deep breath* I just dropped more names than Dennis Miller on amphetamine at a Mensa conference. Writing like this is more addictive than watching "The Girls Next Door" on mute, after popping two Viagra, with my phone in my lap on vibrate, anxiously awaiting that next call.
I really need some sleep.
But back to the topic, are we seriously at this stage already? I mean in my experience, most TSA screeners are braindead anyway, but this far? Land of the free, home of the brave, right?
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